Anything and Everything

Recent Art

2009-09-14T01:40:19Z

Made some Zombie icons :D

Want one? Only $13.00 USD! Message me if you'd like one!

I also do other stuff like badges, drawings, etc.
Here are my prices <3
CLICK HERE

uStream

2009-07-22T20:18:37Z

Drawing a meme right now

If anyone wants to watch, click here:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/xtaintedredx

COMMISSIONS! NEW!

2009-07-17T21:58:06Z

This price sheet seemed to work very well at AC so....

Badges

Chibi - $5 (full body chibified) [x]
Regular - $10 (non-chibi headshot or bust) [x]

Drawings

Sketches - $15 (pencil sketch) [x]
Inked - $20 (inked lineart) [x]
Colored - $25 (full colored drawing) [x]

-$5 each per extra character

^w^;;;

True or False Meme!

2009-06-17T04:51:43Z

Bold the true statements and leave the false alone. =)

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch tv these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses.
4) I love to play video games
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome.
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
8) I have changed mentally over the last year.
9) I curse.
10) I am totally smart.
11) I've broken someone's bones.
12) I am paranoid sometimes.
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
14) I need money right now.
15) I love sushi.
16) I talk really, really fast
17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.
19) I have at least one sibling.
20) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
21) I couldn't survive without Caller ID.
22) I like the way I look
23) I am usually pessimistic.
24) I have a lot of mood swings.
25) I have a hidden talent.
26) I am always hyper.
27) I have a lot of friends.
28) I have pecked someone of the same sex.
29) I enjoy talking on the phone.
30) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
31) I love to shop.
32) Enjoy window shopping. Especially for antiques.
33) I would rather shop than eat.
34) I don't hate anyone.
35) I am a pretty good dancer.
36) I am completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
37) I have a cell phone.
38) I believe in God.
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.
42) I have rejected someone before
43) I want to have children in the future.
44) I have changed a diaper before.
45) I have called the cops on a friend before.
46) I am not allergic to anything.
47) I have a lot to learn.
48) I am shy around members of the opposite sex.
49) I have made a move on a friend, significant other or crush in the past.
50) I have tried alcohol before.
51) I own the South Park movie.
52) I would die for my best friend.
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
58) I am happy at this moment!
59) I am obsessed with girls/guys.
60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time.
62) I am comfortable with who I am right now.
63) I have more than just my ears pierced.
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles monkeys.
67) I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
68) Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
69) I am proficient in a musical instrument.
70) I hate office jobs.
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules.
73) I went to college out of state.
74) I like sausages.
75) I love kisses.
76) I fall for the worst people.
77) I adore bright colors.
78) I can't live without black eyeliner.
80) I usually like covers better than originals.
81) I can pick up things with my toes..
82) I can whistle.
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither.
84) I have ridden/owned a horse.
85) I still have every journal I've written in.
86) I can stick to a diet.
87) I talk in my sleep.
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
89) I have jazz in my blood.
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie.
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
95) I have been to over 15 conventions.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I am an artist.
98) I only clean my room when necessary.
99) I like a person of the same sex.
100) I love being happy. - =)

YAY!

Guess who got a DSi today?

2009-04-05T21:41:10Z

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3333

I'm so happy <333 I got a black one.
Thing that sucks is that Japan has so many different colors. They have black, white, lime green, blue, and pink >.> I want the green one! I lurve green T_T
But I'm so happy I got it. It was a birthday present, but I had yo wait 2 weeks till it came out. So yeah, I ish happy.
I'm playing Pokemon Platinum, finally. I got Platinum when it came out, but it came out before the DSi did, so I had to wait 2 weeks till I could play it. I was sitting on my bed staring at it, like "UGH!!!!! FRICKEN NINTENDO! HAVE THE DSi COME OUT EARLIER!!!" xDDDD

So yeah, I is glued to it >w>

By the way, these are orgasmic songs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrsuiD2y3c0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrtA69G15zk&feature=related

Art Dump >w>

2009-02-03T16:11:15Z

Just some finished pictures I.... finished >.>;

My girlfriend and I and our first kiss... <3 want it to be like this when I get to see her <333

Pic of my character Neeko lounging... and being sexy as usual >w>

Me with one of the sexiest monsters EVER: Nemesis from Resident Evil <3333

And that's it! Please comment and tall me what you like and dislike about these pictures <3 I'll really appreciate it <3

57% Damaged

2009-01-06T07:15:08Z

HAVE YOU BROKEN OR DISLOCATED:
[ ] Your arm
[ ] Your leg
[ ] You shoulder
[ ] Your hip
[ ] Your knee
[ ] A finger(s)
[ ] Toes
[ ] Back
[ ] Had a hard time because of them
[ ] Had someone leave because of them.

Total: 0

HAVE YOU EVER:
[x] Had your heart broken
[x] Had someone close to you die
[x] Had to hurt someone you loved
[x] Wanted to hurt someone you loved
[x] Hurt someone else for someone you loved
[x] Broken down
[x] Been betrayed
[x] Betrayed someone
[x] Been afraid to ask for help
[x] Asked for help, but was turned away

[ ] Lied to hurt someone
[ ] Lied to protect someone
[ ] Lied to a friend
[ ] Lied to a lover
[ ] Lied to an enemy
[x] Felt unbelievably guilty
[ ] Had that guilt trouble you for a long time
[ ] Accidentally caused someone injury
[ ] Caused someone you love injury
[ ] Caused someone you love's death.
Total: 11

HOW MANY SCARS DO YOU HAVE? (Check off each one that applies)
[x] 1 or 2
[x] 5 or so
[x] 10 or so
[x] 15 or so
[x] at least 25
[ ] at least 40
[ ] 40-60
[ ] 60-80
[ ] 80-100
[ ] More then 100
Total: 16

HAVE YOU:
[x] Hit something out of anger
[x] Hit someone out of anger
[x] Hit something to cause yourself pain
[x] Hit something to cause yourself pain to distract from other pain
[x] Cut yourself once, to try
[x] Cut yourself more then once
[ ] Pierced anything to distract you
[x] Pierced several things to distract you
[x] Closed yourself off with a series or book to distract yourself
[x] Closed yourself off for days on end to distract yourself.
Total: 25

HAS ANYONE:
[x] Laughed at you
[x] Abandoned you
[x] Turned their back on you
[x] Ignored you
[x] Stabbed you in the back
[x] Been two faced with you
[x] Intentionally hurt you
[x] Left you for someone else
[x] Used you
[x] Used you then ditched you
Total: 35

HAVE YOU:
[x] Used someone
[ ] Used someone then ditched them
[ ] Abandoned someone
[x] Turned your back on someone
[ ] Turned your back on someone who was depending on you
[ ] Left someone for another person
[x] Pushed someone away
[ ] Pushed them away out of fear
[x] Pushed them away out of anger
[ ] Pushed them away 'for their own good'.

Total: 39

HAVE YOU:
[ ] Tried to change yourself for someone else
[ ] Unsuccessfully
[x] Had someone push you away
[ ] Because they thought it would be better for you
[x] Fallen for someone who didn't return the feelings.
[x] Been jealous of someone
[ ] Pined over someone
[ ] For more then a year
[ ] For more then 5 years
[x] Fallen for someone who 'couldn't' return the feelings.
Total: 43

ARE YOU:
[x] Ever depressed
[x] For more then a week
[ ] More then a month
[ ] Miserable, consistently
[ ] Afraid of commitment
[x] Worried about the future
[x] Apathetic
[ ] Nostalgic
[x] Broken (In your opinion)
[ ] Unfixable (In your opinion)
Total: 48

DO YOU:
[x] Think about your past
[x] Longingly
[x] Wish you could change something you've done
[x] Wish you could change something big you've done
[x] Obsess
[x] Obsess about people
[x] Obsess to escape
[x] Get lost in your imagination
[x] Fantasize about your life being different
[ ] Truly wish it WAS different

Total= 57% damaged.

URBAN Dictionary Meme xDDD

2009-01-06T07:13:02Z

xDDDDD

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Cassie
"Fine ass girl that used to be a model, and came out with the song Me & U.
Cassie has been compared to Aaliyah and Rihanna." <--- HELL YEAH!

"Model-turned-"signer." The girl who sings "Me&U" which appears on her debut album 'Cassie'. The album debuted at #4 though she has no talent whatsoever other than having a pretty face.
Boy #1: You heard of that girl Cassie, the singer?
Boy #2: She's fine as hell but she can't dance or sing to save her life
Boy #1: True. But I would still smash." <--- Thanks >.>

"To be slightly mad, absent minded and self destructive. They are generally beautiful people in and out. A word coined from the e4 drama skins featuring the character "Cassie".
Person 1: What's up with that guy?
Person2: Oh him, he's just a bit Cassie." <--- MWAHAHAHAHA! xDDD

2.) Your age?
16
"Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!" <---...LMAO <3

"The age of consent in most countries.
When cherry's are red they're ripe for plucking, when girls are 16 they're ripe for fucking." <--- That's horrible...xDD

"(n.) in rap, one verse or "sixteen" lines
Drop that 16 for us.

or

He had the hottest sixteen on Track 2." <--- gah I hate rap T_T

3.) One of your friends?
Magda
"Magda is a name. It is a Christian name. The long form can be Magdalena (that`s my name, but everybody calls me Magda).
Magdalena is a very popular name in Poland" <--- TRUE!

"A crime boss is a person in charge of a criminal organization. A crime boss has command over his subordinates, and his profits come from his men's criminal endeavors, which he usually orders himself. Most crime bosses are respected and or feared by their men.
You are the magda!" <--- HAHAHAHA! YES!

"an over-active polish girl, who often breaks out into song and dance, is flooded by douchebags in her life but can dance like you wouldn't believe with her 'lesbian' partner katy. likes to hump females and objects. and enjoys a fine wine from argentina whenever and has an issue with sticking gum on fresh clean bodies. also has tendancies to stare and undress you with her eyes, while simultaneously molesting your boobs.
Katy-- hey lisa and corinna, i think Magda is humping me again

lisa and corinna together-- YEAH.SHE IS!" <---....why is this so true?! (jk jk hunny <3)

4.) What should you be doing?
Drawing
"Drawing is a form of visual expression and is one of the major forms within the visual arts. There are a number of subcategories of drawing, including cartooning, and certain drawing methods or approaches, such as "doodling," may or may not be considered as part of "drawing" as a "fine art."
The word 'drawing' is used as both a verb and a noun:

* Drawing (verb) is the act of making marks on a surface so as to create an image, form or shape.
* The produced image is also called a drawing (noun). A quick, unrefined drawing may be defined as a sketch.
1. The drawings of Leonardo Da Vinci are amazing.
2. He was drawing a bridge." <--- ^w^

"to be acting like a phony or being someone your not.
damn that niggas drawing." <---...PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA

5.) Favorite color?
Black
"1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car" <--- okie

"African-Americans. The opposite of nigger.

Example of people who are/were black: Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Mohamed Ali, Barrack Obama, Condi Rice, the black men and women out there who are working, surviving and contributing to society like any other citizen, and the black men who are putting their lives on the line in Iraq

Nigger are a different category. Niggers are African-Americans who are drug dealers, murderers, gang bangers, think they should get special treatment because of what some cowboys did over a century ago, NAACP, Jesse Jackson (he does nothing good for his race. he just runs his mouth), Ray Nagin.
Blacks and niggers are two different people" <--- uh! o.o

"1-A color widely defined as the absence of light.
2-The darkest shade possible
3-The opposite of white, imho, best described on the Yin&Yang symbol.
1-"I see a red door and I want to paint it black"-the_Rolling_Stones.
2-"You should use a black crayon to draw some shade, if your door is open to the night"-Art-Teacher.
3-"the white on the yin&yang symbol is opposite yet complimentary and equal to the black." <--- yush yush

6.) Birthplace?
Vermont

"A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.
Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont?
Becky: Because New Hampshire sucks and New York blows." <--- never heard that one before xDDD

"My home land.

The middle of nowhere.

The best place ever.
Representin.. VT, my man, my man." <--- >.>

"mountain, ice cream, winding roads, moose, and pure beauty. a truely nice, but way too rural state
look at the great Vermont sceneary" <--- haha so true >w>

7.) Month of your birth?
March
"Month in which creative, laid-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, laid-back, dreamy and cool." <-- soooooo true <3

"The month in which all sexy, drop dead gorgeous women are born.
Jessicas are usually born in March" <--- again, soooooo true <3

"All people born in March are true inspirations, have imaginations that run wild and are go-getters. The month in which all of the true gangsters were born!
Damn, she was born in March?! She's a true O.G." <--- I'm...a gangsta?...o.o;

8.) Last person you talked to?
Cinto
"Cinto isn't defined yet." <--- Sorry hunny, you're not cool enough >w> -hugs-

9.) One of your nicknames?
Red
"Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!" <--- HAHAHAAHAHAHA OMG SO MEAN

"1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
1) "You reds!"
2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)" <--- hurray, I be a communist >.>

"1) One of the three primary colours of paint. When mixed with yellow, it would make orange. When mixed with blue, it would make purple. It is opposite green on the colour wheel.

2) One of the three primary colours of light. When mixed with green, it makes yellow. When mixed with blue, it makes magenta. It is opposite cyan on the colour wheel.
That is a nice shade of red." <--- There we go ^w^

I TAG:
-My Boyfriend
-My Girlfriend
-DarkHunterWolf
-ANYONE ELSE!

All I Ever Wanted - Basshunter

2008-12-22T20:30:59Z

Just Patches Hyena bustin' his sexy moves out for you <3
Enjoy :D!

My Ditz Factor xDDD

2008-12-06T21:04:08Z

[ x ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.

[ x ] You have run into a glass/screen door.

[   ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[ x ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[ x ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[   ] You have been called a blonde

[ x ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[ x ] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ x ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune

[ x ] You sang them to make sure

[ x ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[ x ] You have choked on your own spit.

[   ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it

[ x ] You type with three fingers or less.

[ x ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ x ] You have caught yourself drooling

[ x ] You have fallen asleep in class.

[ x ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[ x ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.

[ x ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[    ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

[ x ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] You have eaten a bug by accident. (GODDAMN GNATS)

[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[ x ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[ x ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket.

[   ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[ x ] You break/lose a lot of things.

[ x ] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[ x ] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[ x ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[ x ] The word "um" is used many times a day.

[ ] You don't know what "um" means.

[ x ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

Yup...

3 x 3 x 3 x 3...... >w

2008-11-06T14:35:55Z

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Red
2. Cass
3. Cassie (real)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. xTaintedRedx <--- current
2. NekoGoth13 <--- DA
3. xLuverOfBloodx <--- ooooold

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Sleep
2. Sleep
3. Wake up and do this meme xDD

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Maturity
2. Sexuality
3. I'M A FURRY

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. NONE
2. NONE
3. NOOOOOOOOOOONE

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Spanish
2. Irish
3. French-Canadian

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. CLOWNS T^T
2. Spiders....-shiver-
3. Becoming blind....If I was never able to see the world again, us the computer or DRAW, I'd kill myself...-cries-

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A blanket
2. and nothing
3. else...-is nekkid- WHAT I JUST WOKE UP! SHUSH!

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Talking to Cinto (BF)<3
2. Sleeping
3. Playing Animal Crossing Wild World, because if I don't, the villagers will miss me, dammit >:3

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. Cinto
2. Cinto
3. Elva (Cinto x3)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. BASSHUNTER
2. DAFT PUNK
3. and other random songs

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Talking to Cinto <3
2. Drawing <3333333
3. Playing Video Games

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Crush - David Archuleta (I hate hip hop/rap, but I love this song >:D)
2. Vaka - Sigur Ros
3. and....others...can't think of anymore

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. MEETING CINTO
2. SEXING CINTO
3. Going to more furcons <333 -Anthrocon and Furry Weekend Atlanta <3-

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET
1. -something that
2. happened
3. recently-

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Cinto
2. Cinto
3. and Cinto....Yup, that's all I need -checks list off-

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVING TO THE WORLD:
1. My heart to you-know-who >w<
2. ---
3. ---

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (not in order):
1. I sometimes wish I was male
2. I'm taken <3
3. I'M SINGLE AND MALE!
(betcha can't guess which one's a lie >w<)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Smell good <--- WIN
2. Great smile and teeth ^w^
3. HANDS! (fetish sorta) I love strong looking hands <3

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Great personality
2. Someone I can relate to
3. Funny and Cute at what they do

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Leave Cinto
2. Never have sex/masturbate again...I think the world would explode if I did that...I'm such a sinner xDDD
3. Become blind o.o NUUUUU

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. My grandparents, but my grandfather ruined that
2. My father, but my step mother ruined that
3. and that's it

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. To see Cinto
2. To sex Cinto
3. TO RECEIVE MY DAMN MONITOR I ORDERED DAMMIT D:<

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Drawing
2. Gaming
3. Sleeping

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. .....-humping Cinto plushie-...Don't judge me, you'd be sexing him too if you saw him D:<< -still humping-
2. I want the things I ordered on eBay NOW
3. Animal Crossing: City Folk.....NEED IT DDDDx

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Graphic Artist
2. Zoo Keeper
3. Kitten <3

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Netherlands
2. JAPAN
3. and any places where furcons are being held

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Courage (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
2. FlapJack (Misadventures of FlapJack)
3. Chowder (Chowder)

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. Julian
2. Darrian
3. Chris <--- popular name, but I like it

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Ren
2. Chloe
3. Lillith

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. SHAVE MY HEAD
2. Live with Cinto and be with him FOREVA
3. Go to AnthroCon atleast once

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ OR DIE PAINFULLY
1. Elvarien (BF)
2. KotkaMroku (GF)
3. WHO EVER ELSE! But mostly the two above me <3

LETTER MEME!

2008-09-25T23:28:17Z

Dear Elvarien,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your closet and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Sana doesn't exist. I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the incarnation as an eskimo .

Go burn,
Red <3

.....LMFAO!!! xDDDDDD

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Writer's Block: Loved Ones Afar

2008-08-05T20:11:53Z

Do you miss anyone right now? What past experiences with this person, or these persons, make it easy for you to miss them?

Submitted By mattbcl

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Cinto AKA "Elvarien" I miss him soooooo much... Even if its only been like, 5 days since I talked to him but still. He's having a lan party, gaming for 2 weeks o.o
But he's the best boyfriend I ever had. It seems as if I knew him before I met him. We met on Niko's Paintchat, drawing and roleplaying together. We then started talking on Yahoo, getting to know each other. I told him my age a few weeks later and he freaked out. He thought I was a lot older than I was. I'm 16, he's 22, he thought I was about 18-20 ^^;; So he stopped talking to me, taking time to think about it. About a week later, he came back and talked to me, telling me why he had left. I told him it was alright and that we could be friends. Then, on May 10th, I found out that I was in love with this man. I thought about him every day, waited for him to sign on so we could talk. And NO, I wasn't stalking him! Lolol! But, that night, I asked him if he'd like to start dating me. He happily agreed and here we are now, our 3rd month anniversary coming up in a few days >w< Wow I'm a sap...LMAO. I know it hasn't been long, but it seems as if I've known him for a lot longer than 3 months...I just love him to pieces <33333

CJ My best friend forever. He is awesome. We've known each other since 7th grade so about... 4 years <3 I've dated him a few times, and he's still in love with me. We started dating in 7th grade and we're in an on and off relationship since then. He's just an awesome person to hang out with <333

Vaughn Most awesome GF EVER! Known her since kindergarden (12 years) and I've never been happier with her. She was my first friend as a kid and always will be my best friend. We're always partners in activities, study buddies, etc etc etc. She's awesome <3

aaaaaaaaaand thats all the people I miss right now...<3

AC:WW PICTURE

2008-07-31T02:46:42Z

Just drew a pic of my character and Rodeo <3
He's so awesome <333

What do you think? Feedback?

FACE SUCKING PICTURE! LOL xDDD!

2008-07-30T04:59:41Z

Yup, drew a new pic today of a sketch I did not too long ago. It's of my boyfriend, Elvarien, and I <3333 Hehehe >w<
Tell me what you think!

FINALLY!!!!!

2008-07-20T04:10:29Z

I GOT A WIRELESS ROUTER! *bouncebouncebounce*
Imma go see if I can use it and I'll get my code up.
Heheheheheheheeeeee
Expect me to be searching for towns to come and play.
I'm Cassie from Hell.

My ACWW Character ^w^

2008-07-18T03:57:57Z

Drew this on Tegaki awhile ago. This is Red from Hell. She looks like a punk nurse...lol <3
- Mohawk Wig = 160 Bells
- Post-Op Patch = 120 Bells
- Nurse Uniform = 300 Bells
- Being able to become an axe murderer but still look sexy = Priceless

I had to...LMAO >w<

3D Stuffs

2008-07-02T18:05:11Z

Here are some 3D stuffs I made on ZBrush. Elvarien taught me the basics. Love you <333

This was my first creation...Its a Jelly Blow Fish...Thing....Yeah..hehe...THAT CAME OUT OF A RAVE BAR! HAHA!

And this is a Glass Pink Kitty >w< It looks like a Christmas ornament O.o

And this is a creepy spiked dog. I was bored on this one...

Yup that's it. Stay tuned for more in the near future.

Looooong Week...x.x

2008-07-02T17:56:27Z

Sorry I haven't been posting much. I've been very busy...

June 27th:
    I went to a surgical dentist to get my tooth pulled. I have braces and the tooth wouldn't align with the rest of them, making it stick out of the lines of teeth. I had a choice of anesthesia (put to sleep) or Novocaine (numb stuff). I never got put to sleep, so I chose that. I was then brought into the surgery room and hooked up with sticky circle...things...and a heart rate clamp on my finger. They then told me I had to get an IV...O.O....When they said that, I heard my heart rate on the monitor speed up. Once they explained everything, the heart rate lessened in speed and they put the IV in. I have a phobia of needles and the pain they make. But this one wasn't all that bad. It felt like a small pinch, then he took out the needle.
    I was thinking of Elvarien (boyfriend) being next to me when I started to black out. About 2 seconds after I blacked out, I had a wad of cloth in my mouth and was being held by two nurses, being placed down on a cot next to my mom. I remember a little bit of stuff, but what I don't remember is saying my mom was the hottest thing I had ever seen....O.O.....um um....wha!? It was creepy...-.-"...
    But now I have a hole in my mouth and have a tooth on my bed stand. Hehe ^^"

June 28th - July 1st:
    Been cleaning the house ever...single....day....UGH! I HATE IT! Very annoying....
    But I got a new DS game <3 Tamagotchi Corner Shop 3! It's awesome. I loves it.
    AND! My boyfriend taught me how do create things in 3D!!!! I'll show you in a different post.

July 2nd:
    Right now it's my sisters birthday and all her friends are coming over....-.-""" Sigh.... Oh well, at least she's happy. That's all that matters <3

So yup, those are the crazy events that happened this week.

HELL YES!

2008-06-24T16:37:44Z

WEWT!

SCHOOL ISH OUT BABY! I'm so happy >w<

Now I can talk to my friends online and the love of my life, Elvarien <3 And stay up as much as I want you <3333 I'm so happy! I glad its the last day of classes...<3
The awesome thing is that I got awesome grades. Like 80's - 90s >w<

So yes, time to draw more sexiness ^w^ I'll probably put some up later today or something...

Oh yes, I'm working on a meme "Crazy Character Meme Remix". When I finish it I'll post it up on here >w<

Finals....TAT

2008-06-18T15:26:27Z

Heh...yes....Today is the beginning of finals....It sucks...

Today is Block 1 and 3 classes. I had to take two finals. But the good thing is that they weren't all that bad and I thought I was going to fail miserably >w<. BUT! I hope I don't fail. And if I get a passing grade on all my finals, I'LL BE ON HONOR ROLL! HAZZZZZAHHHHHHH!...hehe...I'm so proud of myself <333

But Monday, we had an assembly for top of the class, achievement, and all that other stuff. I got Most Improved in English. First quarter I had a 59 O.O and now I have a 80 somethin'! I also got a DUO Front Office award. I got that because a DUO is like a secretary...type...person...yeah and they gave me that. If I continue with that, they'll give me a certificate that will help me through collage <3 Awesoooooome!

Ok ok, enough bragging about me. Lets talk about....MY PANTS!...No seriously, I got my pants signed by all my friends and classmates <3 Down one pant leg I designed my nickname "CassieBaCantaloupe" with a palm tree, beach, and a juice with a umbrella with an open cantaloupe. I'll upload a pic of them soon. Stay tuned for that.

But right now, I'm sitting in the library with my friend Peter, all done with my finals and stuff ^^ I only have one tomorrow and we can have a cheat sheet <3333 My Biology teacher's awesome. Haha.

Well, I'm off to do some random stuff. Not allowed out of the library until testings done...-.-

10 Years MEME

2008-06-14T04:14:49Z

1) How old were you?
THEN: 6
NOW: 16

2) Where did you go to school?
THEN: Jamaica Village Elementary School
NOW: Leland and Gray Union High School

3) Where did you work?
THEN: I was 6 O.o....picking up rocks...lmao
NOW: Nothin' right now ^^"

4) Where did you live?
THEN: Old trailer in the middle of no where
NOW: The same old trailer in the middle of no where ^^

5) How was your hairstyle?
THEN: Long, long, long braid
NOW: Short, short, tomboy hair <3

6) Did you wear braces?
THEN: Nupe
NOW: YESH!

7) Did you wear contacts?
THEN: Nuupe
NOW: YESHHH!

8) Did you wear glasses?
THEN: Nopppe
NOW: Sometimes ^^

9) Who was your best friend?
THEN: Vaughn <3
NOW: Vaughn...lol <3

10) Which of your pets was still alive?
THEN: Klinger...My fat border collie/australian border collie
NOW: He's still livin! He turned 16 May 3rd >w<

11) Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?
THEN: O.o....um....at 6?!
NOW: Elvarien <3

12) Who was your celebrity crush?
THEN: At 6...no one
NOW: Uuuuum......Alien, Hulk, Predator, monsters....Those celebrities?

13) Who was your regular-person crush?
THEN: No one
NOW: Elvarien <3

14) How many piercings did you have?
THEN: None
NOW: 2

15) How many tattoos did you have?
THEN: O.o
NOW: O.o

16) What was your favorite band/singer?
THEN: Uuum...Beatles and Jimmy Buffet
NOW: Evanescence, Enya, Crossfade, etc, etc, etc

17) Had you smoked cigarettes?
THEN:.....
NOW: HELLZ NO

18) Had you got drunk?
THEN: At 6, I'd be dead x.x
NOW: Bleh....

19) Had you DRIVEN?
THEN: I used to sit in my moms lap while she was driving
NOW: Yeah I drive occasionally

20) If so which car?
THEN: Moms
NOW: Moms...lol

21) Looking back are you where you thought you'd be in ten years time?
Nooo O.o I thought I'd be this flower girl....I'm completely opposite O.o
Black, punky, metal-head...I'm a hippy, but not a flower girl >w<

SORRY!

2008-06-12T15:27:38Z

I'm sorry I haven't posted anything in forever. Soooo...This is what has been going on for the past few days:

Tuesday....Oh wow....
It was about 95○F here....And I brought my bathing suit to school >w< Lol. In Biology, we went to the stream to catch some mayflies and measure them to see variations in the length. I took my shirt and skirt off and jumped in while we were cleaning up. I was so cold but sooooo refreshing <333
Wednesday wasn't so bad, temperature wise. My cousin came up from Tennessee and before we went on the bus, he came with us. I stayed after school to go to my friend's house. He hasn't been in school for the past weeks so I stopped and said hello. He was happy to have someone to talk to IRL. I was happy to see him as well.

Sooo yeah I'm in the school library right now with a friend, typing this. I can't wait for the new FlapJack episode tonight <3333 Hopefully it will be as good as the last one *bouncebounce*

Stay tuned for my next post <3

Numba Meme

2008-06-09T20:11:24Z

STOLE! and doing it out of boredom....^^

NINE WAYS TO WIN MY HEART:
1. Overall nice nice nice <333
2. Whenever you laugh, I have to laugh as well >w< I love funny sounding laughs
3. Hugs and Kisses <3
4. Be an awesooooome artist <3
5. Romantic/Understanding and serious when needed, Funny and Comical when not >w<
6. Can have fun together <3
7. Have the same interests
8. COMMUNICATION IS A BIGGIE
9. Funny pervertedness is awesome...Overly perv....meh, not so much

EIGHT THINGS I CARRY/WEAR EVERY DAY:
1. Clothes....O.o
2. Bra...have to wear it.....Underwear, not so much <3
3. My beaten up old DS with Pokemon Palkia stylus
4. MP3 Player
5. Shooooooes
6. My drawing book, pencils, pens, shapies, and erasers
7. My heart <33333 Bleh that was stupid
8. My sexy awesome looks ;D >w<

SEVEN THINGS THAT ANNOY ME:
1. Not being able to open a jar or bottle...makes me feel weak
2. occasionally...But I loves her
3. Annoying people...lol
4. A LOT of PDA. I mean, small pecks or hugs or even a lick is fine, but having anal sex while making out with slobber in the hallway is veeeeery annoying....
5. Breaking a nail....>:(
6. Being sweaty and hot.....bleh...
7. Mosquitoes....D:< ALL MUST DIE!

SIX STATES I'VE VISITED:
1. Maine
2. Florida
3. North Carolina
4. Pennsylvania
5. New Jersey
6. New York

FIVE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
1. Be with my Elva....<3
2. Travel to Japan >w<
3. Be noticed but my artwork
4. Move to the Netherlands
5. Own a sugar glider <33333333333

FOUR THINGS I'M AFRAID OF:
1. Clowns.......
2. Spiders
3. Falling
4. Whats in the dark.....

THREE THINGS I DO EVERY DAY:
1. Browse the internet
2. Talk to Elva
3. Draw

TWO THINGS I'M TRYING NOT TO DO NOW:
1. Become bored
2. Become hot and sweaty again

ONE PERSON I WANT TO SEE NOW:
1. Elvarien....I love you <3

Oh...my god.....dies

2008-06-09T16:37:48Z

It is way to fucking hot out....way too hot....

Yes, it's 86○F (30○C) here....and raising.....
I'm in the art room's computer office and it's baking in here. No circulation in this fricken room. Just carbon dioxide and hot breath...T_T
Guh....need....air conditioning.....*cries, fanning self with tablet*

*pant pant*